(Source: wolfun, via vickygranger)
imagine an entire room and it’s all bed
no floor, just bed
you roll too far to one side? don’t worry, bed’s still there
all is bed
(Source: coelacanthteeth, via ladisputing)
Diablo 3 tonight. Send me a message if you’re going to play and I’ll add you to my friends list
Every porno on earth.
- guy: you like this dick?
- girl: yeah
- guy: yeahhh?
- girl: yeahhh
- guy: yeahhhhhhh?
- girl: yeahhhhhhh
- guy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
- girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
(via ileftmykeysinmydewback)
“At olive garden we’re as passionate about cheese as you are”
Oh no olive garden
I don’t think you understand how passionate I am about cheese
(via ileftmykeysinmydewback)
(Source: sandwichestime, via ladisputing)
You’re the guy who doesn’t have the powers.
bahahahahahahahaha
(Source: broocewayne, via ileftmykeysinmydewback)
(via lionwarrior)
(Source: doingitsouthernstyle, via boara)